I said “Nope, you’re still dirty and homeless”
We laughed and laughed, then he stabbed me
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
*sees a dog*
me: holy shit
do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy