the funniest thing is seeing white suburban moms talk about miley cyrus’ VMA performance on facebook
being allergic to animals is like being allergic to happiness
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
my thoughts during school:
- ugh its too early
- why am I even here?
- whens lunch?
- I need food
- I hate you all
- what time is it?
- I cant wait to leave
- fuck school